AZ_HighCountry
INT'L MOD
There really is something wrong with you.Rememberin my ol bud Jake........hes wus an orphan or abandoned child.......went from one foster family to da next.......first 16 years of his life........ended up at da goodwill boys halfway house down in Cincinnati........dodgin one pedo pastor from da next chaplain ready to feed him fried chicken in exchange for gettin busted in da bootty. Many years wid barely any food at da Sunday soup kitchen, until he got sense to take shit into his own hands and make somethin outta his worthless self. Took a loan out n put himself inta college.......graduated wid me way back in da day........
His most famous stories from da boyz halfway house wuz about fukkin sweet Pea........Now Sweet Pea would wake up every ghaad dhang mornin.......pants pulled dow to da ankles and all fukkin vaselined up round da fun-hole......cryin...n....cryin yellin....
....Ghaaaddhh dhaangg he got me again!
After the hundredth time o dis happenin the whole population gave up worryin, cuz theys all figured out he actually enjoyed dat....
@AZ_HighCountry @Hamartia Antidote





