Old Man's Corners

[AZ_HighCountry]

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That was from quite awhile ago.

 

[Hamartia Antidote]

So i keep getting text messages like

"Hi I'm Liz with a local chimney company. We are offering chimney inspections before winter and we also provide chimney cleaning and repairs. Would you like to schedule an inspection"

I actually got a phone call where the guy was angry that I wouldn't agree to the service.

on the phone:
Me: "There's this teensy-weensy problem...my house...doesn't have a chimney"
"Bert": "but you must have a furnace"
Me: "yes I have a gas furnace...but not connected to a chimney"
"Bert": "..and your fireplace.."
Me: "yes I have a gas fireplace..but it's not connected to a chimney"
"Bert": "..how is your water heater"
Me: "Listen man...yes I have a gas water heater.....but not connected to a chimney...yes I even have a gas dryer and I even got a gas oven/stove.....but not connected to a chimney.
Geez!!!! I'm sorry!! What do you want from me....Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"


Sorry Bert....you ain't that lucky...no big handshakes for you...you "happy bloke"!

DISNEY SING-ALONGS | Chim Chim Cher-ee - Mary Poppins Lyric Video | Official Disney UK


I'm going to hell for dissing a chimney sweep...great!

 

[AZ_HighCountry]

So i keep getting text messages like



I actually got a phone call where the guy was angry that I wouldn't agree to the service.

on the phone:
Me: "There's this teensy-weensy problem...my house...doesn't have a chimney"
"Bert": "but you must have a furnace"
Me: "yes I have a gas furnace...but not connected to a chimney"
"Bert": "..and your fireplace.."
Me: "yes I have a gas fireplace..but it's not connected to a chimney"
"Bert": "..how is your water heater"
Me: "Listen man...yes I have a gas water heater.....but not connected to a chimney...yes I even have a gas dryer and I even got a gas oven/stove.....but not connected to a chimney.
Geez!!!! I'm sorry!! What do you want from me....Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"


Sorry Bert....you ain't that lucky...no big handshakes for you...you "happy bloke"!

DISNEY SING-ALONGS | Chim Chim Cher-ee - Mary Poppins Lyric Video | Official Disney UK


I'm going to hell for dissing a chimney sweep...great!

I get texts like that all the time from the auto glass company, AC company, roofing company.

I suspect they all originate from a backroom call center at a 7-11.

 

[Davey Crockett]

 

[AZ_HighCountry]

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[Davey Crockett]

I used to spend a day at Belle Isle watching every year.....

 

[SolarWarden]

Uhhhh I don't think my homeowner's insurance covers this.

 

[Davey Crockett]

 

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[AZ_HighCountry]

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BTDT!

 

[Davey Crockett]

LOL!

Once a week, I carry my laundry to the laundry mat, with three cats following me.

While the clothes are being washed, the cats and I walk all over downtown.



We usually stop here. I will be sitting on the large concrete block with the three cats relaxing around me.

Two nights ago, a Oklahoma State Trooper pulled up and asked me what I was doing. Pointed to each of the three cats and told him we are out for a walk. Trooper had a good laugh and told me to have a good evening.