Sanghi Comedy Corner

[vsdoc]

Bongs eat lot of fish. Omega 3 results in Higher iq.

Gujjus eat sugary high carb low protein food. Lower iq.

But in the end it doesn't matter. Modi aur Momta aur baaki sab ka malik ek hi hai.

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Dont worry about Mamta or Akhilesh. PM to Rahul hi banega.

Those who want to declare war can do so. And try their luck.

Those who want to leave the country and settle abroad can do so.

Cheers, Doc

 

[Mrloveday]

Dont worry about Mamta or Akhilesh. PM to Rahul hi banega.

Nothing will change.

Brad Pitt was talking about India not America

Those who want to leave the country and settle abroad can do so.

Me or Adani?

 

[vsdoc]

Nothing will change.

Brad Pitt was talking about India not America



Me or Adani?

Anyone.

There are people who think they are king makers and will go to war agar unki nahin chalegi.

Radical Sikhs tried the same once. Thinking they were the sword arm of the country.

India is bigger than any group's self interest.

Cheers, Doc

 

[vsdoc]

The IDEA of India is bigger than any one group.

 

[Mrloveday]

Anyone.

There are people who think they are king makers and will go to war agar unki nahin chalegi.

Radical Sikhs tried the same once. Thinking they were the sword arm of the country.

India is bigger than any group's self interest.

Cheers, Doc

If you do an unbiased analysis of past and current events. You will arrive at this conclusion.

Gujjus and Marwads colluded with foreign invaders to enrich themselves by exploiting others.

The invaders before leaving, made them the new rulers of India to reward them for being traitors and see that India will never reach potential and be a threat.

Lockdown mein these Banias got richer while others got poorer.

Taxation policy favours them and harms the rest.

Nirmala Didi stealing from the Middle class and the poor class and transferring the loot to them.

Rahul Gandhi is their pockets too.

Don't be like Sharma ji who believes in fairytales

 

[vsdoc]

If you do an unbiased analysis of past and current events. You will arrive at this conclusion.

Gujjus and Marwads colluded with foreign invaders to enrich themselves by exploiting others.

The invaders before leaving, made them the new rulers of India to reward them for being traitors and see that India will never reach potential and be a threat.

Lockdown mein these Banias got richer while others got poorer.

Taxation policy favours them and harms the rest.

Nirmala Didi stealing from the Middle class and the poor class and transferring the loot to them.

Rahul Gandhi is their pockets too.

Don't be like Sharma ji who believes in fairytales

I am extremely hard nosed.

The sanghi side lost me when they started attacking my people.

IDGAF about Adani and Ambani and Gujaratis etc like you seen to be obsessed.

Parsi DNA is not hardwired to living under anyone. We left our ancestral land because we refused to live under Islam.

Hindus made space for us as equals. So we made our home here.

Now you tell us after 1300 years that this land belongs to you and we are in your debt?

Sorry bro. We made this nation just like you did.

Cheers, Doc

 

[Mrloveday]

Radical Sikhs tried the same once. Thinking they were the sword arm of the country.

Khalistan movement was funded by the Indian government then.

They need new villains every now and then.

Current Khalistani leader appeared out of nowhere and become famous overnight. He contested elections from the prison and became a MP. All scripted.

Chodi borrowing strategy from Indra ji

 

[Mrloveday]

Parsi DNA is not hardwired to living under anyone. We left our ancestral land because we refused to live under Islam.

Hindus made space for us as equals. So we made our home here.

Now you tell us after 1300 years that this land belongs to you and we are in your debt?

Sorry bro. We made this nation just like you did.

If you put it that way.

I will put it in my way the land belongs to us Dravidians. Not them.

The whole civilization went down the drain when Aryans entered.

Parsi are privileged folks. Parsi Mason TATA is third in Varna system after Ambani and Adani.

Parsis can live in India. Immigrate to India. Indians don't have a problem nor do the westerners.

Meanwhile us og Dravidians are persecuted in our own land. True stateless citizens.

 

[vsdoc]

If you put it that way.

I will put it in my way the land belongs to us Dravidians. Not them.

The whole civilization went down the drain when Aryans entered.

Parsi are privileged folks. Parsi Mason TATA is third in Varna system after Ambani and Adani.

Parsis can live in India. Immigrate to India. Indians don't have a problem nor do the westerners.

Meanwhile us og Dravidians are persecuted in our own land. True stateless citizens.

You are a friggin Maratha.

Dravidian my ass. Lol

 

[vsdoc]

If you do an unbiased analysis of past and current events. You will arrive at this conclusion.

Gujjus and Marwads colluded with foreign invaders to enrich themselves by exploiting others.

The invaders before leaving, made them the new rulers of India to reward them for being traitors and see that India will never reach potential and be a threat.

Lockdown mein these Banias got richer while others got poorer.

Taxation policy favours them and harms the rest.

Nirmala Didi stealing from the Middle class and the poor class and transferring the loot to them.

Rahul Gandhi is their pockets too.

Don't be like Sharma ji who believes in fairytales

Nirmala didi is probably the only one in Modi's cabinet more inept and incompetent than him.

Even her husband can't make up his mind on You Tube. And he's a serious brain.

 

[Mrloveday]

You are a friggin Maratha.

Dravidian my ass. Lol

Check the DNA studies.

Marathas have lots of Dravidian DNA. Especially those from the costal region.

But let's not change the topic.

Congress was the crony capitalist corrupt party in 2014. Modi was the socialist hero who was going to bring a revolution.

Now the BJP is the crony capitalist corrupt party. Rahul baba is going to bring a revolution.

Same shit show again. Heroes and Villains. Pit one community against one another. Classic Divide Et Empera.

Hegelian dialectic: problem, reaction, solution

Time tested strategy.

If the Gujarati and Marwadis had come up with something new of their own I would admire. Plus ruling over dumb docile Indians isn't that difficult.

They should try to take over west. That would be impressive. But incompetent to do that

If the low iq

 

[Mrloveday]

Nirmala didi is probably the only one in Modi's cabinet more inept and incompetent than him.

Even her husband can't make up his mind on You Tube. And he's a serious brain.

She is an actor, Big Bhai.

Do you think this dumb women has the intellect to pen down complex financial policies? She can't even answer simple questions.

Gujju Marwad lobby has the their own team of strategists and sold out IAS babus who create new Ponzi schemes (Budget) for them.

 

[vsdoc]

Check the DNA studies.

Marathas have lots of Dravidian DNA. Especially those from the costal region.

But let's not change the topic.

Congress was the crony capitalist corrupt party in 2014. Modi was the socialist hero who was going to bring a revolution.

Now the BJP is the crony capitalist corrupt party. Rahul baba is going to bring a revolution.

Same shit show again. Heroes and Villains. Pit one community against one another. Classic Divide Et Empera.

Hegelian dialectic: problem, reaction, solution

Time tested strategy.

If the Gujarati and Marwadis had come up with something new of their own I would admire. Plus ruling over dumb docile Indians isn't that difficult.

They should try to take over west. That would be impressive. But incompetent to do that

If the low iq

You still dont get it.

Indians vote on identity and they vote on wallet.

Fear swings that vote. Internal more than external. Because lets face it, the Congress broke the back of Pakistan as a serous and credible threat.

But not for long. The main drivers continue to be identity and wallet.

The BJP sold and still tries to sell the Congress as a Muslim loving/appeasing party.

They managed significant polarisation on that.

The Congress simply with one masterstroke cut through that with the Constitution.

Identity.

Wallet.

Both trumped fear.

Cheers, Doc

 

[Mrloveday]

You still dont get it.

Indians vote on identity and they vote on wallet.

Fear swings that vote. Internal more than external. Because lets face it, the Congress broke the back of Pakistan as a serous and credible threat.

But not for long. The main drivers continue to be identity and wallet.

The BJP sold and still tries to sell the Congress as a Muslim loving/appeasing party.

They managed significant polarisation on that.

The Congress simply with one masterstroke cut through that with the Constitution.

Identity.

Wallet.

Both trumped fear.

Cheers, Doc

Yes. Agreed but the Indian voters are stupid.

What were the issues during Manmohan era? Lack of opportunities, Jobless growth, brain drain, corruption, income equality
Modi promised to solve.

The same issues still exists. Rahul Gandhi promises to solve them.

I will try to make things simpler to understand.

The BJP came to power after exposing 2G scam.

But the BJP government presented a weak case in the 2G scam trial. Courts declared it wasn't a scam.

Not only Congress leaders who will be implicated but also Gujarati Marwadi lobby who were the masterminds.

If the BJP and Congress were real enemies, the BJP would have totally destroyed the Congress by presenting a strong case. But it didn't because both parties work for the same master.

@Sharma Ji will never get it.

But @Paitoo ji can

 

[vsdoc]

Yes. Agreed but the Indian voters are stupid.

What were the issues during Manmohan era? Lack of opportunities, Jobless growth, brain drain, corruption, income equality
Modi promised to solve.

The same issues still exists. Rahul Gandhi promises to solve them.

I will try to make things simpler to understand.

The BJP came to power after exposing 2G scam.

But the BJP government presented a weak case in the 2G scam trial. Courts declared it wasn't a scam.

Not only Congress leaders who will be implicated but also Gujarati Marwadi lobby who were the masterminds.

If the BJP and Congress were real enemies, the BJP would have totally destroyed the Congress by presenting a strong case. But it didn't because both parties work for the same master.

@Sharma Ji will never get it.

But @Paitoo ji can

Bhai pik a fkn side.

Unless you plan to be PM.

Cheers, Doc