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Hakwa Nadro
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I took my 92-year-old dad to the mall the other day to buy him some new shoes. Afterward, we decided to grab a bite at the food court. While eating, I noticed my dad staring at a teenager sitting nearby.
The teenager had spiked hair dyed in bright, bold colors—green, red, orange, and blue. Every time the teenager glanced over, he caught my dad staring at him. This went on until the teenager, clearly annoyed, turned to my dad and sarcastically said, “What’s the matter, old man? Never done anything wild in your life?”
Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food, bracing for his reply. Without missing a beat, and without even batting an eye, he calmly said, “I got drunk once and had s@x with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.”
The teenager had spiked hair dyed in bright, bold colors—green, red, orange, and blue. Every time the teenager glanced over, he caught my dad staring at him. This went on until the teenager, clearly annoyed, turned to my dad and sarcastically said, “What’s the matter, old man? Never done anything wild in your life?”
Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food, bracing for his reply. Without missing a beat, and without even batting an eye, he calmly said, “I got drunk once and had s@x with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.”
Hakwa Nadro
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