Stupid & Funny from Around the World

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A prisoner escaped and went straight home to his wife. She said, "News said you escaped at 3am, it's 7pm now...where were you?" The prisoner quietly went back to jail himself.

 

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Ted drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this. the wife Hillary wants him to quit. She gets two shot glasses, fills one with water and the other with whiskey. After bringing Ted to the table that has the glasses, she says, ""I want vou to see this." She puts a worm in the water and it swims around. She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately. She then says, feeling that she has made her point clear "What do you have to say about this experiment?" Ted responds by saying, "If I drink whiskey, I won't get worms!"
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Joe and Mary are walking down the street when they see a Priest who asks, "Didn't I marry you two last year?" Joe says, "Yes, you did.' The Priest asks, "Do you have any kids yet?" Mary says, "Unfortunately, not yet." The Priest says, "I'm going to Rome and l'll light a Candle for you and Joe to be blessed with children." And the Priest leaves. - Many years later Mary sees the priest again. The Priest asks, "Have you any kids yet?" Mary replies, " Yes, we have two sets of twins and six others. ten in all!" The Priest says, "Great and where's your husband, Joe?" Mary says, "He's gone to Rome to blow out your Candle.

 

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One evening, after the honeymoon, Pat goes to the garage tinkering with his tools, happily welding just for fun. His new bride leaning against the work bench, watching quietly.
After a long pause, she said “Sweetie, now that we're married maybe it’s time to stop spending so much time out here. You could sell the welders, the golf clubs… and that old Honda 50 has to go.”
Pat stopped what he was doing and stared at her as if she’d grown two heads. “ What’s wrong darling?” She asks sweetly.
“For a second there, Pat said slowly, you sounded just like my ex - wife."
Her eyes widen “ EX wife?! You
never told me you’ve been married before." Pat shrugged "I wasn't.”

 

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Bill Gates says a cow puts out more pollution than a car. Ok Billy, I'Il lock myself in a garage with a cow overnight. You lock yourself in a garage with a running car overnight. We will meet for breakfast in the morning to discuss the results.

ps can someone secretly feed the cow with beans, cabbage and blacksalt

 

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Indians after spreading fake news and info about Bondi Beach attack

 

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