Stupid & Funny from Around the World
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One day a state trooper while patrolling the roads spied a vehicle on a country road at twenty-two miles an hour. It looked quite suspicious to him so he pulled the driver over. When the state trooper was approaching the car, he noticed that the passengers inside looked wide-eyed and really pale.
As he stood next to the car the elderly driver started talking, “Officer, I don't understand why you pulled me over, I was doing exactly the speed limit! So I don’t understand what seems to be the problem?”
‘Sir”, the officer replied, “indeed you weren’t speeding, but driving much slower than the speed limit can also be very dangerous.” “I’m sorry officer but I beg to differ, I was doing exactly the speed limit as stated on the sign: twenty-two miles an hour!” the old man said.
The trooper was a bit surprised but started explaining that the “22” on the sign was the route number and not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the old man grinned a bit and thanked the state trooper for pointing out his mistake.
But before the state trooper was about to let the old man go he said; “But before I let you go, sir, I really have to ask whether everyone in this car is feeling all right?” “Because your Passengers seem awfully pale and shaken.”
“Oh, they’ll be all right in a minute,” the old man said.
“We just got off Route 119“
As he stood next to the car the elderly driver started talking, “Officer, I don't understand why you pulled me over, I was doing exactly the speed limit! So I don’t understand what seems to be the problem?”
‘Sir”, the officer replied, “indeed you weren’t speeding, but driving much slower than the speed limit can also be very dangerous.” “I’m sorry officer but I beg to differ, I was doing exactly the speed limit as stated on the sign: twenty-two miles an hour!” the old man said.
The trooper was a bit surprised but started explaining that the “22” on the sign was the route number and not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the old man grinned a bit and thanked the state trooper for pointing out his mistake.
But before the state trooper was about to let the old man go he said; “But before I let you go, sir, I really have to ask whether everyone in this car is feeling all right?” “Because your Passengers seem awfully pale and shaken.”
“Oh, they’ll be all right in a minute,” the old man said.
“We just got off Route 119“
Hakwa Nadro
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A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other, except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.
For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day, the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife’s bedside.
She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000.
He asked her about the contents. “When we were to be married,” she said, “my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.”
The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness.
“Honey,” he said, “that explains the dolls, but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?”
“Oh,” she said. “That’s the money I made from selling the dolls.”
For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day, the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife’s bedside.
She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000.
He asked her about the contents. “When we were to be married,” she said, “my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.”
The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness.
“Honey,” he said, “that explains the dolls, but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?”
“Oh,” she said. “That’s the money I made from selling the dolls.”
Hakwa Nadro
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An Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bakery. As they browse the shelves, the Englishman eyes the fresh buns on the counter. In a flash, he swipes three buns, tucks them into his pockets, and strolls out of the bakery with a sly grin.
Once outside, he nudges the Irishman and says, “Now that’s skill! Did you see how I managed to steal those buns without the owner even noticing? That’s the art of clever thievery.”
The Irishman shakes his head and chuckles. “Stealing? That’s just dishonesty. Let me show you how to get the same result, but with wit and charm instead.”
Curious, the Englishman follows the Irishman back into the bakery. The Irishman boldly approaches the owner and says, “Good day, sir! I’d like to show you a magic trick that will amaze you.”
The owner, intrigued and a little flattered, steps forward. “A magic trick, you say? Go on, then. Show me what you’ve got!”
The Irishman smiles and says, “Alright, for this trick, I’ll need three of your finest buns.”
The owner hands him a bun, which the Irishman promptly eats. He then asks for a second bun, devours that one too, and does the same with a third. After finishing, he stands there, smiling contentedly.
The bakery owner frowns, crossing his arms. “Alright, where’s the magic? All I see is you eating my buns!”
The Irishman grins, points to the Englishman, and says, “Check his pockets.”
Once outside, he nudges the Irishman and says, “Now that’s skill! Did you see how I managed to steal those buns without the owner even noticing? That’s the art of clever thievery.”
The Irishman shakes his head and chuckles. “Stealing? That’s just dishonesty. Let me show you how to get the same result, but with wit and charm instead.”
Curious, the Englishman follows the Irishman back into the bakery. The Irishman boldly approaches the owner and says, “Good day, sir! I’d like to show you a magic trick that will amaze you.”
The owner, intrigued and a little flattered, steps forward. “A magic trick, you say? Go on, then. Show me what you’ve got!”
The Irishman smiles and says, “Alright, for this trick, I’ll need three of your finest buns.”
The owner hands him a bun, which the Irishman promptly eats. He then asks for a second bun, devours that one too, and does the same with a third. After finishing, he stands there, smiling contentedly.
The bakery owner frowns, crossing his arms. “Alright, where’s the magic? All I see is you eating my buns!”
The Irishman grins, points to the Englishman, and says, “Check his pockets.”
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