“Pakistanis are humble”? Have you heard of the claims made by Pakistanis? Their military-industrial complex is supposedly superior to India’s, their military is supposedly stronger than India’s, one Muslim is allegedly equal to ten non-Muslims, Pakistan supposedly won every war against India, Pakistanis are a “martial race,” Pakistan supposedly defeated the USSR in Afghanistan, and Pakistan is supposedly the leader of the Muslim world and an “Islamic superpower.” And that’s just the beginning—there are plenty of other bizarre and hilarious claims.