Old Man's Corners
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Davey Crockett
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The fine print, one agrees to buy six at the regular price.
A bargain for someone who grew up 40 miles from the nearest record store.
Davey Crockett
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The Detroit Tigers has the best team on injured reserve. sarc/
team. I think I've said that before
SolarWarden
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I'm surprised the A's have above .500 record.
ghazi52
THINK TANK: CONSULTANT
A teacher in school asked the students to write about what they wanted to become in the future… and what they did not want to become.
One little child’s answer brought a big smile to everyone’s face.
In his innocent imagination, becoming a Senior Citizen seemed to be the happiest and most enjoyable stage of life!
The child wrote:
“I don’t want to become
a President,
a Doctor,
or a Scientist…
None of these.
My greatest wish is to become a Senior Citizen because that seems to be the most fun!”
Because my Grandpa:
Can wake up late in the morning.
Can take afternoon naps whenever he wants.
Watches TV peacefully and sleeps early in the evening.
Has no homework, no exams, and no tuition classes.
If there is no work, he can simply sit under a tree and enjoy the cool breeze, or go to the park and play chess with friends.
He can play video games for as long as he wants and nobody complains.
Coffee in the morning, tea in the afternoon, milk in the evening — life is wonderful!
Free travel in buses, and kind people even offer him a seat.
Half tickets in trains and movie theatres.
He can eat whatever he likes because nobody stops him.
He can do anything he enjoys — sing, dance, paint, play the piano or trumpet, climb mountains, or go trekking.
And if he has money in his pocket, he can travel wherever he wants!
“So, becoming a Senior Citizen is truly amazing!”
Inspiration:
Sometimes Senior Citizens themselves do not realize how blessed and free they truly are.
Dedicated with love and respect to all Senior Citizens. 
One little child’s answer brought a big smile to everyone’s face.
In his innocent imagination, becoming a Senior Citizen seemed to be the happiest and most enjoyable stage of life!
The child wrote:
“I don’t want to become
a President,
a Doctor,
or a Scientist…
None of these.
My greatest wish is to become a Senior Citizen because that seems to be the most fun!”
Because my Grandpa:
Can wake up late in the morning. Can take afternoon naps whenever he wants. Watches TV peacefully and sleeps early in the evening. Has no homework, no exams, and no tuition classes. If there is no work, he can simply sit under a tree and enjoy the cool breeze, or go to the park and play chess with friends. He can play video games for as long as he wants and nobody complains. Coffee in the morning, tea in the afternoon, milk in the evening — life is wonderful! Free travel in buses, and kind people even offer him a seat. Half tickets in trains and movie theatres. He can eat whatever he likes because nobody stops him. He can do anything he enjoys — sing, dance, paint, play the piano or trumpet, climb mountains, or go trekking. And if he has money in his pocket, he can travel wherever he wants!“So, becoming a Senior Citizen is truly amazing!”
Inspiration:Sometimes Senior Citizens themselves do not realize how blessed and free they truly are.
Dedicated with love and respect to all Senior Citizens. Davey Crockett
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Mize and Seabold are back from IR, but producing runs has been difficult for this team. At least the Tigers didn't commit an error.
Will like for the team to bring up two of their top prospects from AAA.
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@ghazi52
Is the Secret to Men’s Longevity a Great Butt?
Famous and powerful men have discovered that the key to a long, healthy life may be rock-solid glutes.
AZ_HighCountry
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Game 6 of the Buffalo-Montreal Stanley Cup Playoffs - Buffalo won 8-3. They came out and pounded Montreal in Montreal.
Friend and former coworker of mine is a Montreal fan. He tried to spin it that Montreal was playing cautiously. No, Buffalo regrouped then handed them their asses. Montreal had taken an early 3-0 lead.
Friend and former coworker of mine is a Montreal fan. He tried to spin it that Montreal was playing cautiously. No, Buffalo regrouped then handed them their asses. Montreal had taken an early 3-0 lead.
Davey Crockett
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Enjoy the grandkids while they are young.
For several summers, every Tuesday, Grandpa will hire me to do the yardwork.
I get busy, mowing his yard. Everywhere where crops not growing. Like to finish the day up by the milk house.
After about an hour, Grandpa will tell me to turn off the mower and enjoy a glass of lemonade on the back porch.
Got the job done. Didn't have to work hard. Twenty bucks a week back in the 70s, for a kid, was good money.
