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She complained about him
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I told her to leave him

She agreed, Her Status Today:
" Not even a Snake can separate us my love!"
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Hello fellow American friends. I have read many messages of concern. I assure you I am very well and there is no need to alert the American constabulary. Natalia is everything I dream of. She take very good care of me. I enjoyed Russian Gas Pedal very much. Other woman stop message. I am with Natalia now and will not speak. She is not man, she is delicate Russian flower. Bye now American friends. I must give phone back to Natalia now.
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At the bank today there was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.
It was obvious she was a little irritated,. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."

The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!
 

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