Stupid & Funny from Around the World

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Boudreaux got a fish hook stuck in his finger, so he went to see Doctor Thibodeaux to get it pulled out. Doctor Thibodeaux tells him that he will give him a shot to deaden the finger in order to take the hook out. Boudreaux tells him, "No, I don't wants no shot! Just pull out da hook!"
Doc tells him, "Mais. dat's gonna hurt bad if I don't deaden it first, mon ami."
Boudreaux says, "Doc, I done experience da two worse pains in da universe already. I can take it. Just pull out da hook."
Doctor Thibodeaux says, "Mais whatever you say, but I'm gonna told you again, dat's gonna hurt."
Boudreaux says, "Doc, mw, I'm ready for you to go ahead, it can't be as bad as dem two other pains I already done felt."
So the Doc proceeds to pull the hook out, as Boudreaux screams his fool head off in pain. Doctor Thibodeaux says, "Mais, Boudreaux, we got da hook out, but I don't understood how you could stand da pain like dat."
Boudreaux says, "Doc, I done told you dat I done felt da two worse pains in da universe before. Dis was nothing."
Doctor Thibodeaux , of course curious, asks him what could possibly have been worse than this. Boudreaux says, "Mais Doc, one time I was walkin' thru da woods, and I got the call of nature. So I squat down in the bushes to take care of business, and sat right on a bear trap. Now dat hurt, cher!"
Doctor Thibodeaux says, "Whooooeeeee, I can imagine dat musta been one of da worse pains in da world. What was da other pain, cher?"
Boudreaux answers, "When I ran off and got to da end of dat chain!"

 

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At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside And asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"
"Yes, coach", replied the little boy. "
“Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse the umpire, or call him an as**hole. Do you understand all that?"
Again, the little boy nodded in the affirmative.
The coach continued, "And when I take you out of the game so that another boy gets a chance to play, it's not a dumb a*s decision or that the coach is a sh*thead is it?"
"No, coach."
"Good,” the coach said. “Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother.”

 

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