Stupid & Funny from Around the World

A man is driving down a quiet country road when he notices a chicken running right alongside his car. Curious, he speeds up to 60… then 70… but the chicken keeps pace like it’s nothing.
Now completely baffled, he floors it—and still, that chicken keeps right up until it suddenly turns off into a farmhouse driveway. Intrigued, the man turns around and drives up to the house.
Out front, an older fellow is working on his tractor. The driver says, “Sir, I just saw the fastest chicken I’ve ever seen run into your yard!” The old man nods and says, “Oh yeah… that’s one of ours.”
“One of yours?” the man asks. “Yep,” the farmer replies. “My wife loves chicken legs… I love chicken legs… and so does my son. So we started breeding a three-legged chicken.”
The driver’s eyes light up. “That’s incredible! So… what do they taste like?”
The old man pauses, scratches his head, and says, “Well… I hate to admit it… but we don’t know yet… we haven’t caught one!”
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Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator.
On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.'
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