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Over 100,000 applications for the ten job openings. My favorite one is, “I applied on behalf of my husband.”
“What are we supposed to do with 100,000 applications?” Levin said. “I should probably call them ‘winners,’ because it’s such a competition.”
It’s an unusual AI gig that will involve chosen candidates delivering weekly reports after completing “daily audio-guided sessions.”
“We expect people to learn something about how mast**bation affects their life in a good way or a bad way,” Levin told
BI. “We wanted them to reflect on that.”
Chances are that not everybody signing up was sincerely meaning to help the company fine-tune its new audio feature. In a
recent tweet, the company reflected on the types of “cover letter openings” it had received, which ranged from “this is my calling,” to “I’ve been training for this my whole life.” Other openings included “my therapist said I needed a hobby,” and “I applied on behalf of my husband.”
“Time to go pro,” one X user
joked. “Ready to contribute extensive data, repeatedly, for science.”
AI companion startup Joi AI is hiring ten "masturbation consultants," according to a job listing the company posted on social media.
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