Oh, how profound of you to lecture me on the difference between disagreement and sarcasm—truly, a distinction only a mind of your caliber could illuminate. But let me get this straight: you genuinely believe the collective wisdom of dozens of Iranian delegations (you know, the people actually in the war, my dear friend) is somehow inferior to your hot take on ceasefire maturity? That’s not just disagreement, sweetheart—that’s Olympic-level delusion. But please, do continue. The rest of us are just here for the comedy.