Oscar
Moderator
Speaking of old men - I am well out from that title but am reminded that age is a number.
Many years ago jumping into my twenties I was attending a wedding and us young guys found a table we were looking to occupy.
Then come this entire ramble of old men - 60s and 1-3 70s looking surly - one of them remarked annoyingly “Give me some space son - cant you see elders behind you”
They coughed and coofed their way onto this table - some with walking sticks - struggling with the steel chairs
with some of is helping with those and these fellows settled down.
We has to settle for standing a few meters away having our chat while these old men discussed politics & properties.
Now this being a wedding in a particular part of Pakistan there was dancing expected.
What was not expected was us including the old men see this rather buxom but well figured slightly street extra makeup and under dressed girl come in with another 20s guy.
We saw - and the old men saw.
Then there was some shuffling towards the center of the venue and stage - and a spotlight and song chorus began.
“I wanna dance for you baby!!”

And this dancer came in
While we all raised our eyebrows at this
Our jaws dropped when all of these “old men”
Who were wheezing and giving the impression that their time was near
Suddenly all got up - and either started brisk walking, dragging those same heavy steel chairs they could not move earlier

All the way to the front of the dance stage…
and I think I heard “Look at that delicious thing!”
Many years ago jumping into my twenties I was attending a wedding and us young guys found a table we were looking to occupy.
Then come this entire ramble of old men - 60s and 1-3 70s looking surly - one of them remarked annoyingly “Give me some space son - cant you see elders behind you”
They coughed and coofed their way onto this table - some with walking sticks - struggling with the steel chairs
We has to settle for standing a few meters away having our chat while these old men discussed politics & properties.
Now this being a wedding in a particular part of Pakistan there was dancing expected.
What was not expected was us including the old men see this rather buxom but well figured slightly street extra makeup and under dressed girl come in with another 20s guy.
We saw - and the old men saw.
Then there was some shuffling towards the center of the venue and stage - and a spotlight and song chorus began.
“I wanna dance for you baby!!”
And this dancer came in
While we all raised our eyebrows at this
Our jaws dropped when all of these “old men”
Who were wheezing and giving the impression that their time was near
Suddenly all got up - and either started brisk walking, dragging those same heavy steel chairs they could not move earlier
All the way to the front of the dance stage…
and I think I heard “Look at that delicious thing!”
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