"Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, & Polar Vortex Is Coming For You"
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Growing up, climate control was a box fan in the summer, a wood stove in the winter. Split more wood in my grandfather's back 40 acres than I care to remember.
House was heated with fuel oil. Dad switched to a wood stove when oil shot up after the Six Day war.
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Sixty years old today. Get off in a few hours....
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Thank you!
Today is my 60th birthday.
Instead of being alone, decided, hell, why not, let's celebrate it with everyone!
Had fun all night at work. Someone from India, who lives in Louisville, on his way to Dallas. A trucker from Nebraska. And of course all my regulars.
Had fun pointing out my age. Most people think I am in my forties. Years ago as a young man, hustling deals as a real estate agent, a wealthy older man told me real wealth is good health. Told me he would trade his millions just to have good health again. Never forgot his sincerity.
Bought myself a six pack of Genesis Extra Stout (looks like coffee? LOL!)
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Happy Birthday man!
You mean Guinness Extra Stout? Cold,right? Oooh must be soooooooooooooooo good
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At the time, a year being harassed by the piggy Mason Lodge. Surveillance cameras monitoring my front and back door. Even my bedroom window. Listening devices on every phone call I made. Piggies telling me I have no rights.
Picked up the Koran, started reading it. The story of the woman who harassed Muhammad day after day, kind of resonated.
Robert finally put a bullet in his miserable head. The next day, I went to work, mowing Kim's lawn, sweeping her roof, so when people came over to pay their respects, the house wouldn't look like a dump. What Would Muhammad Do?
Got a text from Kim, Robert's wife, wishing me a happy 60th birthday.
Picked up the Koran, started reading it. The story of the woman who harassed Muhammad day after day, kind of resonated.
Robert finally put a bullet in his miserable head. The next day, I went to work, mowing Kim's lawn, sweeping her roof, so when people came over to pay their respects, the house wouldn't look like a dump. What Would Muhammad Do?
Got a text from Kim, Robert's wife, wishing me a happy 60th birthday.
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LOL!
Sitting in my backyard. Past two summers, couldn't with all the surveillance and piggies harassing me.
Just got a text message. Topsoil and grass seeds left in my front porch. Before the nutjob moved in nextdoor, always had the nicest lawn in Nowata.
I rent this place. Was a dump when I moved in, that's how I could afford it. Looking forward to keep improving the place this year. Landlord also dropped off another five gallon bucket of paint.
Pretty sure she gets calls from those who will offer more rent than I pay. Landlord not interested.
Sitting in my backyard. Past two summers, couldn't with all the surveillance and piggies harassing me.
Just got a text message. Topsoil and grass seeds left in my front porch. Before the nutjob moved in nextdoor, always had the nicest lawn in Nowata.
I rent this place. Was a dump when I moved in, that's how I could afford it. Looking forward to keep improving the place this year. Landlord also dropped off another five gallon bucket of paint.
Pretty sure she gets calls from those who will offer more rent than I pay. Landlord not interested.
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Owner of the Fuel Depot across the street stopped to wish me a happy birthday.
Told him about the billy goat. He laughed and told me about the chicken hanging around the funeral home on HWY 60.
I went through hell. My landlord would just tell me, peace, peace.
I held my peace. To be honest, many times I thought about killing all the bastards.
Told him about the billy goat. He laughed and told me about the chicken hanging around the funeral home on HWY 60.
I went through hell. My landlord would just tell me, peace, peace.
I held my peace. To be honest, many times I thought about killing all the bastards.
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Separate incidents, broken nose, thrown in jail, broken left elbow, police following me to and from work.
Been out on bond for two years over $15 cracked mirror that was already cracked before I accidentally bumped into it.
State of Oklahoma just asked for another continuance at the Appellate Court. They are going to drag it out until they can't.
Why?
I told a wealthy and very connected woman what she is, a f.u.c.k.i.n.g. c.u.n.t.
Been out on bond for two years over $15 cracked mirror that was already cracked before I accidentally bumped into it.
State of Oklahoma just asked for another continuance at the Appellate Court. They are going to drag it out until they can't.
Why?
I told a wealthy and very connected woman what she is, a f.u.c.k.i.n.g. c.u.n.t.
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LOL, just got another text.
In my porch is pork tenderloin and local breakfast sausage. The top freezer of my refrigerator is stuffed.
Have a bag of green beans from someone's garden. Any suggestions?
In my porch is pork tenderloin and local breakfast sausage. The top freezer of my refrigerator is stuffed.
Have a bag of green beans from someone's garden. Any suggestions?
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Celsius is better!
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Robert's German Shepherd was found dead one morning.
Of course I was blamed. Police interrogated me. Truth is, the dog dog died from heat exhaustion.
Heat index went over 125°F, I noticed the dog suffering. Said **** it and went inside.
Piggy went nationwide blaming me for killing his dog when he went out of town to escape the heat and left his dog without water.
Of course I was blamed. Police interrogated me. Truth is, the dog dog died from heat exhaustion.
Heat index went over 125°F, I noticed the dog suffering. Said **** it and went inside.
Piggy went nationwide blaming me for killing his dog when he went out of town to escape the heat and left his dog without water.
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My phone went off the hook. Treats against me, several states around.
All I am guilty of is not giving a damn while his dog was dying.
All I am guilty of is not giving a damn while his dog was dying.
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