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Hakwa Nadro said:
Narendra Modi's wife always chided Naren on the frequency of his anal gas release. She told him one day he was going to shit out his intestine with his farts. Modi only laughed out at his pathetically foolish wife. One day after eating a lot of aloo paratha ( indian bread filled with mashed potato) the bombardment increased twofold to the annoyance of the wife, so she went to her Muslim neighbor and asked him if he could slaughter a chicken and give the intestines to which the good neighbor agreed. The next morning when wife got up to prepare breakfast she deposited all the intestine inside Modi's underwear. While busy cooking breakfast she heard a loud scream from the bedroom. She rushed to the bedroom to find a horrified Narendra Modi sitting on the bed with teary eyes.
Wife: "whats wrong?"
Modi:" You were right. I did shit out my intestine last night!!!"
Wife: "WHAT!!!"
Modi:" Yes. I did shit out my intestine last night. But do not worry my sweetheart, I pushed them right back inside!!!!!!"
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thats gross

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"Nothing is impossible with enough Vodka" 🤣

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Earlier, Quaid-e-Azam was in the middle of the notes, then after seeing the state of corruption in the country, he also quietly stepped aside.


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