Hakwa Nadro
Trusted Member
I feel bad for tall people — you can't swing your legs when you're bored.
Found out my wife is cheating on me today.
When I asked when she'd be home she said, "10-15 minutes max."
My name is Stephen.
I've just invented a telepathically controlled air freshener.
Makes scents when you think about it.
The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who l am as a person.
Son: "Dad, today I watched someone do 50 pushups.
Could you do that?"
Me: "Of course. I could watch someone do 100 pushups."
The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders (like a cape) and say, "now you're SUPER ANGRY!"
The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that big lonely bed of yours. Left, right, middle, where ever.
Old age is a thing .. last night I was in bed for 20 min when I heard the pizza guy cough. Then I remembered I came to my room for my wallet
Found out my wife is cheating on me today.
When I asked when she'd be home she said, "10-15 minutes max."
My name is Stephen.
I've just invented a telepathically controlled air freshener.
Makes scents when you think about it.
The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who l am as a person.
Son: "Dad, today I watched someone do 50 pushups.
Could you do that?"
Me: "Of course. I could watch someone do 100 pushups."
The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders (like a cape) and say, "now you're SUPER ANGRY!"
The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that big lonely bed of yours. Left, right, middle, where ever.
Old age is a thing .. last night I was in bed for 20 min when I heard the pizza guy cough. Then I remembered I came to my room for my wallet
