Stupid & Funny from Around the World

Pete asks, "John, what are you so happy about?"
John says, "Well Pete, yesterday I was out waxing my boat when this gorgeous redhead walked up, smiled, and said, 'Hey handsome, can I have a ride in your boat?'
I said, 'Sure.' Took her way out, killed the engine, and politely asked, 'Would you like to make love or go for a swim?'
All I can say is... she didn't want to swim, Pete. She didn't want to swim!"
The next day, Pete finds John smiling even bigger.
Pete asks, "Now what are you so happy about?"
John says, "Yesterday a stunning blonde came up-same deal. I took her out even further than the last one, cut the motor, and asked, 'Would you like to make love or go for a swim?' And again, Pete... all I can tell you is that she didn't want to swim either!"
A few days later, Pete finds John crying into his beer.
Pete asks, "John, what's wrong?"
John sobs, "Yesterday, the most incredible brunette asked for a ride - built like an Amazonian goddess. I took her way, WAY out, shut off the motor, and politely enquired, 'Would you like to make love or go for a swim?'
She pulled down her pants... Pete, she had a wiener Pete! A great BIG wiener!
And Pete ... I CAN'T SWIM!!!"
😂
 
On a freezing cold winter morning, a blonde and her husband were having breakfast when the radio announcer said: “we’re expecting 8 to 10 inches of snow today. Please move your car to the even number side of the street the snowflow can’t get through.” Being the helpful wife she is she bundled up and moved her car. Next week, same scenario - radio says: “10 to 12 inches of snow today. Please move your car to the odd numbered side”. Out she goes again, moving that car like champ. Week three: they are sipping coffee when the radio announcer begin “ we’re expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow and you must park… “ and poof - the power goes out! The blonde looks panicked and says, oh no! I don’t know which side to move the car to now! With the calm patience only a man married to a blonde could master her husband lovingly says “ sweetheart…. Why don’t you just leave the car in the garage this time?”







 
In America, when two lovers stare at each other, they kiss. In Fiji, you will hear something like:
"Why are you looking at me, do you want to give me money? "
Life is so beautiful in Fiji :rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
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Haris Rauf vs Match Referee 🔥🔥

Match Referee: What does 6-0 mean?
Haris Rauf: Can you explain what "6-0" means?
Referee: You made a 6-0 Gesture which offended BCCI.
Haris Rauf: Ask BCCI to explain what did they mean by 6-0?
Referee: Maybe your gesture was pointing toward something else.
Haris Rauf: You tell me, what was I pointing toward?
Referee: Why did you repeat the gesture again and again?
Haris Rauf: It was only for the fans nothing else.
 
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